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Just to Make Sam's Christmas
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-12-23 23:15:24

Sam,

now that you're crying yourself to sleep with black iphone death tears. Here's something that may make you feel a bit better. Fun for the whole family.... Like "Where's Waldo." Only better. Cus you're looking for Tagg.

 

Team Romney

Although the photospread of "Team Romney" is the highlight of  this NYTimes article about Ann Romney, it's also worth a read for the line after line about the Romney family's delusional understanding of itself as a normal and bashfully perfect brood. I can't tell if the author of the piece, Jodi Kantor, is being tongue-in-cheek, or "unbiased" in her journalism (what the heck is that, billy?), but she exercizes enormous restraint when commenting on the romney clan... there are just SO many jabs she could make...  and even portrays Ann Romney, to be, gasp, mildly sympathetic.

There's a cluch Tagg quote too, but I'll let y'all discover that for yourselves. Enjoy! And be sure to route for "Team Romney"  in the 2008 olympics, excuse me, er, Romlympics

 

 


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Who won?
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 21:06:07
I must say, for me?
it was Jiggy G... of all
evils, he's the least.

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Dream a Little Dream
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 20:55:11
Imagine this day:
Dear daddy, i am a fag,
With much love, from Tagg.

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I'm Coorsfused
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 20:47:14
are these ads for or
against, underage drinking?
cute kids, beer logos.

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Perfect Hypocrisy
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 20:35:04
How can Mitt believe
ev'ry word in Bible, yet
be cool with torture?

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Mitt is a Pussy
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 20:17:47
Ugh he makes me barf
How dare you say yes id sign
a bill that would ban

abortion? I say...
Pussies unite against this
cowardly pussy!

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Fun Playground Games
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 20:08:27
Categories... names of...
guns! tee hee! you show me yours
and I'll show you mine!

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Toyssss! and Babies! made in China!
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 19:55:05
I'm schcared of lead toys
please protect my girls 'n boys.
toys? how 'bout war? health?

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Rollin' in the Hamptons
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 19:52:16
My name's Guli G...
im here to say... e'eryone's got
to bling now and then!

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Immigrants are Hot
Posted by Lux2 at 2007-11-28 19:37:48
it's all we've talked 'bout
tonight. Im glad though because
I have learned three things:

Gulliani is
ok on immigration,
Huckabee not bad,

Mitt, though, mitt is terr-
-ifying. that deaf, dumb, and
blind man sure is mean.

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There was an experiment. Two elementary school art classes. One class is told to spend all semester making the best ceramic pot they can make. Just ONE pot, and you have the whole semester to make it. The other class is told to make as many pots possible. Sheer numbers here. Just make pot, after shitty pot. Get them out. At the end of the semester, judges come in and judge the pots. Which class do you think made better pots?
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